The following conversation took place between a couple during a marriage counseling session.
Councilor: Ok so to start things off name one thing you both have in common. Husband: Well for starters we both hate sucking dick.
Ban pre-shredded cheese…. Make America grate again!!
Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight? A. Haz Bin Fatah
Q. What do you call a fat Arab who smells? A. Fati Bin Pharteen
Q. What do you call an Arab p*rnstar? A. Haid D’Salaami
Trying to get into shape at the moment. The shape I’m going for this month is chicken nugget.
Yo mama is so stupid she went to the library and asked for Facebook!
After being homeless for a week I found a copy of the bible and it has totally changed my life.
I now have toilet paper and fire to keep me warm.