I raised the fire-alarm at work today.
The midgets in my office were furious.
Just broken up with my girlfriend due to religious differences… She failed to worship me.
Yo mama is so fat, when she travels on the bus to work, she has to purchase a family fare.
After waking up with a hangover this morning I’ve realized drinking is never the answer… But it can help you to forget the question.
I joined the Weight Watchers dieting club last week. I’m just starting to find my feet at the moment.
Q. Why do blonde women get confused in the toilet? A. Because they have to pull their own pants down.