Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Concentrating

in General Jokes
+12 -9

Just got fired from my job recently for concentrating too much. I work at an orange juice factory!

Wife Beater

in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+32 -29

Did you hear about the Indian wife beater?

He punches his wife every day at 7pm on the dot.

BlueTooth

in Yo Mama Jokes
+44 -41

Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the dentist to fix the Bluetooth on her iPhone.

Muslim Violence

in Religious Jokes
+50 -47

It’s sad to see so much violence coming from the Muslim community in recent weeks. On the plus side my local Halal butcher has had some great deals on meat.

Dictionary

in General Jokes
+17 -15

What a sh*t day I’m having. Just picked up my dictionary to find that most of the pages have been ripped out.

It just goes from bad to worse!!

Supermarkets

in Political Jokes
+9 -7

In order to help poor people supermarkets have now agreed to give away free turkeys. To qualify you need to be able to run faster than the security guards.