What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt.
I like my women how I like my coffee. Without some other guys dick in it.
Went to a party last night dressed as a chicken and I met a girl dressed as an egg.
Answered a very old philosophical question… it was the chicken that came first.
What they lack in body, they make up in forehead.
If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, I’m just going to surround my house with outward facing treadmills. I should be fine.
All woman are bi. It’s a man’s job figure out if they are bi-sexual or bi polar.