Cant believe how cheeky my son is. I bought him a bb gun for christmas and he got me a sweatshirt with a bullseye on the back.
The following conversation took place between a couple of eggs boiling in a pan.
Egg 1: I’ve got a huge crack!! Egg 2: Stop teasing me, I’m not hard yet.
If ‘Plan A’ fails remember that you still have 25 other letters left.
If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter-face down, what happens when you drop a cat with buttered toast strapped on its back?
Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape, but she got really angry when I started to hold auditions for her part.
Have you heard about this new thing you can have that transfers the thoughts and memories of one person to another person. It’s called a CONVERSATION.