Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jan

Man at Doctors

By Brian

in Surreal Jokes

+10 -6

A man walks into the Doctors wearing only cling film pants.

The Doctor says ” I can clearly see your nuts”

Sep

Fish Spa Therapy

By Johnny

in Surreal Jokes

+22 -18

Took my grandma to a fish spa therapy center where the fish eat dead skin for only $45. It was so much cheaper than getting her buried in the cemetery.

Feb

Job

By Harvey

in Dirty Jokes

+34 -30

What is the difference between a job and a dead prostitute?
A job still sucks.

Jul

Hay Fever

By Dave134

in General Jokes

+20 -16

If pollen is ‘plant sperm’ then does that mean people who suffer from hay fever are actually being raped trees?

If so then trees should be chopped down as revenge in my opinion.

May

Green And Fuzzy

By Will

in Surreal Jokes

+31 -27

What’s green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A snooker table.

Dec

Christmas Shopping

By Sammy

in Relationship Jokes

+17 -13

I finally got my own back for Christmas shopping: I took my girlfriend into eight different pubs without getting a drink and then went back into the first one and bought a pint.