I heard a gunshot outside my apartment the other night. Then I saw two guys run past my window. I was gonna call the police, but then I got optimistic and said, ‘hey maybe it’s just a race’.
Do you know if you sit on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight, it’s the same shit different day ?
The following conversation took place between 2 Irish men who decided to swap parters after a night of drinking.
Conor “That was a great idea swapping partners last night Paddy!” Paddy “Yeah to be sure.. I wonder how the girls got on!”
Just started a rock band that is devoted to making music for people who love cleaning. The band is called ‘OC/DC’.
To make it straight she pulls it. To make it stiff she licks it. To put it in she pushes it. It’s a hell of a job threading a needle.
Knock knock. whose there? “Doorbell repair man“