Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Your mum

in Relationship Jokes
+27 -17

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while in bed.

Husband: “Honey I think your mum tried to have sex with me last night! ”
Wife: “That’s impossible, she’s on holiday!”
Husband: “Oh ok, well maybe you should wear more makeup then!”

White Stuff

in Dirty Jokes
+15 -5

What’s 6 inches and leaves white stuff over your face?

A toothbrush.

Fire fighter

in Surreal Jokes
+19 -9

My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

Carpenter

in Racist Jokes
+35 -26

I used to work for a Jewish carpenter.

He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn’t stealing.

Greeks

in Racist Jokes
+43 -34

Why don’t Greeks get much sleep?

Their pillars are too hard

Burried

in Relationship Jokes
+33 -24

This morning my wife asked me where i want to be buried.

Apparently “balls deep in your sister” wasn’t the right answer.