Knock knock. whose there? “Doorbell repair man“
I never realized how common Tourettes syndrome was until I got a job as a traffic warden.
To make it straight she pulls it. To make it stiff she licks it. To put it in she pushes it. It’s a hell of a job threading a needle.
Just scared the postman today by going to the door naked.
Not sure what scared him more, my body or the fact that I knew where he lived.
Just discovered a new position called ‘9’. It’s just me laying there on my own. I have no sex life.
Started the new ‘wine diet’ last week… It’s amazing! I’ve lost 3 days already!