What’s the difference between a joke and three c*cks?
Your mother can’t take a joke..
I had a romantic dinner for two with my girlfriend last night or as some people like to call it, the 69 position.
Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A. Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a blind deer? No eye dear.
What do you call a blind deer with a broken leg? Still no eye dear
What do you call a blind deer with a broken leg that has been castrated? Still no f*cking eye dear.
Lewis Hamilton recently won the British Grand Prix. Last time a black guy drove that fast he was being shot at.
1. Pour a glass of wine 2. If you can smell it you don’t have Covid 3. If you can taste it you don’t have Covid
Repeat 15 times just be to sure.