“Because I’m really hot!” is the wrong answer when you get pulled over by the police.
The problem with twitter is that you always run out of chara-
My wife created a website earlier today to give advice to people who are victims of domestic abuse. She’s had 50 hits today already.
Getting a job as an airline pilot is really difficult, especially if your name is Mr G. Hadd.
This chat-up line is to be used when you’re sitting on the bus and you see a woman standing because it’s full.
Man: Hi Woman: Hi Man: I would offer you my seat but I’ve got a massive boner right now.
Never trust a gay vegan. They still eat meat.