Me and my wife decided to make our own sex film She was really angry when she discovered I was holding auditions for her part.
Just seen at idiot in my local gym putting a bottle of water into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
Just read that “Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer!”
Would be great if Max Factor also made condoms.
The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.
That would explain the doughnuts.
My friend who is very small, told me he was pick pocketed. I was shocked, I never thought somebody could stoop so low…
Can’t believe I’ve just been arrested for rape. She told me she was a fortune teller so she must have known it was gonna happen.