The Best Funny Jew Jokes

Santa

in Racist Jokes
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What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew ?

Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

Cyrus Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
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On a scale of Cyrus to Jewish, how tight are you?

German Market

in Racist Jokes
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Went to a German market last week. My Jewish granddad would have been so proud to see me enjoying the hard work of hundreds of Germans locked in tiny wooden sheds.

Jewish Blood

in Political Jokes
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Just found out that I have Jewish blood in my family. My German grandfather was a scientist in the 1940s and he has a load of lab equipment in his basement.

Pokemon

in Racist Jokes
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Q. What did you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?

A. Ash

Black Jews

in Racist Jokes
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Q. Why are black Jews the worst treated race on the planet?
A. Because they have to go to the back of the oven.