The Best Funny Jew Jokes

Jew & Pizza

in Racist Jokes
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What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza.
A pizza doesn’t scream when it is being baked in the oven.


in Racist Jokes
+75 -91

What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew ?

Santa Claus goes down the chimney.


in Political Jokes
+23 -40

People are always complaining about what Hitler did to the Jews.
What about what he did to the rest of us?
He ruined the life of kids named Adolf and he ruined a great mustache style.


in Religious Jokes
+21 -39

What do you call a banker with hayfever?


German Market

in Racist Jokes
+55 -75

Went to a German market last week. My Jewish granddad would have been so proud to see me enjoying the hard work of hundreds of Germans locked in tiny wooden sheds.

Cyrus Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+5 -26

On a scale of Cyrus to Jewish, how tight are you?