The Best Funny Jew Jokes

Starbucks

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Q. Why did the Jewish man who walked into Starbucks and get hired straight away?

A. Because Hebrews great coffee.

Pocket Watch

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Really love my 19th century gold pocket watch. My Jewish grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed.

German Food

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Q. Why do Jews hate German food?

A. It gives them gas!

Attention Deficit Disorder

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Did you hear about the Jew who had attention deficit disorder.
He got put into a concentration camp.

Gay Jew

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Q. What do you call a gay Jew?
A. A Heblew

Tourette’s

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My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette’s suffering girlfriend for years now.  I always wondered what kept them together.

Then I saw the swear jar.