The Best Funny Jew Jokes

Starbucks

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Q. Why did the Jewish man who walked into Starbucks and get hired straight away?

A. Because Hebrews great coffee.

Pocket Watch

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Really love my 19th century gold pocket watch. My Jewish grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed.

Attention Deficit Disorder

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Did you hear about the Jew who had attention deficit disorder.
He got put into a concentration camp.

German Food

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Q. Why do Jews hate German food?

A. It gives them gas!

Gay Jew

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Q. What do you call a gay Jew?
A. A Heblew

Dustpan

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Q: How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
A: With a dustpan