The Best Funny Jew Jokes


in Racist Jokes
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Q: How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
A: With a dustpan

The Bible

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
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I used to think that the bible was true until I read the story about a Jew giving away free fish and bread.


in Racist Jokes
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Went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish c*nt came up to me and said “The ’70s called… They want their shirt back!” so I said, “The ’40s called… your shower’s ready.”

Big Noses

in Racist Jokes
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Q. Why do Jews have big noses?
A. Because air is free.

Onion Chopping

in Racist Jokes
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What’s the difference between a Jew and an onion.

You cry when you chop up an onion.