The Best Funny Jew Jokes

Tourette’s

in Racist Jokes
+15 -9

My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette’s suffering girlfriend for years now.  I always wondered what kept them together.

Then I saw the swear jar.

The Bible

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
+45 -42

I used to think that the bible was true until I read the story about a Jew giving away free fish and bread.

Smart

in Racist Jokes
+13 -15

Went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish c*nt came up to me and said “The ’70s called… They want their shirt back!” so I said, “The ’40s called… your shower’s ready.”

Onion Chopping

in Racist Jokes
+34 -44

What’s the difference between a Jew and an onion.

You cry when you chop up an onion.

Jew & Pizza

in Racist Jokes
+41 -53

What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza.
A pizza doesn’t scream when it is being baked in the oven.