The Best Funny Irish Jokes

Irish Ringtone

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Two Irish men talking in a bar, Mick and Paddy.

“So Paddy what’s your ringtone?” says Mick
“I’ve never looked Mick but I would imagine it’s a light brown colour”.

Leaves

in Racist Jokes
+16 -46

Q. How did the Irish man break his leg raking leaves?

A. He fell out of a tree.

Irish KFC

in Racist Jokes
+22 -66

Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?

A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Toys

in Racist Jokes
+23 -77

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife in Dublin.

Paddy: Hi, darling, hope you had a nice day at work, I’ve finished nailing all your sex toys to the wall.
Paddy’s Wife: You f*cking useless twat I said I wanted a dado rail!