The Best Funny Irish Jokes

Metal Detector

in Racist Jokes
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Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.

Irish Inventions

in Racist Jokes
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Top 5 worst ever Irish inventions.

1. Inflatable dartboard.
2. Diet water.
3. Helicopter ejector seat.
4. Wooden barbecue.
5. Non-stick toilet paper.

Irish Coffee

in General Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between an Irish Coffee and a normal coffee?
A. Irish Coffee also includes a free potato.

Bowel Problems

in Racist Jokes
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33% of Irish People have bowel problems and only go to the toilet once per week….

That’s One Turd.

Irish Post office

in Racist Jokes
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The following conversation took place in an Irish post office.

Murphy: Paddy why are you talking to that envelope?
Paddy: I’m trying to send a voicemail.