The Best Funny Irish Jokes

Lottery Win

in Racist Jokes
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Paddy won the lottery, 22 million, He went to collect his winnings and they said, Really sorry Paddy but we haven’t got enough money to pay you it all. We will give you 11 million this week and 11 million next week, Ah be Jesus says paddy. If your gonna mess me about gimme me pound back.

Bowel Problems

in Racist Jokes
+18 -23

33% of Irish People have bowel problems and only go to the toilet once per week….

That’s One Turd.

Irish Inventions

in Racist Jokes
+95 -101

Top 5 worst ever Irish inventions.

1. Inflatable dartboard.
2. Diet water.
3. Helicopter ejector seat.
4. Wooden barbecue.
5. Non-stick toilet paper.

Metal Detector

in Racist Jokes
+13 -22

Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.

Irish Coffee

in General Jokes
+8 -18

Q. What’s the difference between an Irish Coffee and a normal coffee?
A. Irish Coffee also includes a free potato.

Irish Schools

in Racist Jokes
+13 -25

The Irish government has recently announced that they are going to save money on lollipop men and women by moving schools to the other side of the road.