The Best Funny Irish Jokes

Metal Detector

in Racist Jokes
+15 -27

Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.

Metal Detector

in Racist Jokes
+40 -54

Did you hear about the Irish metal detector enthusiast who dug a hole 70ft deep? It turns out he had steel toecap shoes on.

Irish/Welsh farmer

in Racist Jokes
+54 -68

An irish farmer sees a welsh farmer carrying 2 sheep under his arms, and asks, “are you gonna shear them?
.”No”.says the Welshman..
.”they”re both for me”.

Irish Post office

in Racist Jokes
+78 -93

The following conversation took place in an Irish post office.

Murphy: Paddy why are you talking to that envelope?
Paddy: I’m trying to send a voicemail.

Irish Coffee

in General Jokes
+10 -26

Q. What’s the difference between an Irish Coffee and a normal coffee?
A. Irish Coffee also includes a free potato.

Irish Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+15 -32

Hi, is your dad Irish because my c*ck is Dublin.