The Best Funny Irish Jokes

Irish Post office

in Racist Jokes
+76 -89

The following conversation took place in an Irish post office.

Murphy: Paddy why are you talking to that envelope?
Paddy: I’m trying to send a voicemail.

Metal Detector

in Racist Jokes
+37 -53

Did you hear about the Irish metal detector enthusiast who dug a hole 70ft deep? It turns out he had steel toecap shoes on.

Irish Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+15 -32

Hi, is your dad Irish because my c*ck is Dublin.

Irish/Welsh farmer

in Racist Jokes
+50 -68

An irish farmer sees a welsh farmer carrying 2 sheep under his arms, and asks, “are you gonna shear them?
.”No”.says the Welshman..
.”they”re both for me”.

Gay Irish

in Racist Jokes
+33 -53

Q. What do you call two gay Irish men?

A. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.