The Best Funny Irish Jokes

Irish Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+15 -31

Hi, is your dad Irish because my c*ck is Dublin.

Metal Detector

in Racist Jokes
+36 -53

Did you hear about the Irish metal detector enthusiast who dug a hole 70ft deep? It turns out he had steel toecap shoes on.

Gay Irish

in Racist Jokes
+32 -51

Q. What do you call two gay Irish men?

A. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

Irish/Welsh farmer

in Racist Jokes
+49 -68

An irish farmer sees a welsh farmer carrying 2 sheep under his arms, and asks, “are you gonna shear them?
.”No”.says the Welshman..
.”they”re both for me”.

Irish Ringtone

in Racist Jokes
+35 -55

Two Irish men talking in a bar, Mick and Paddy.

“So Paddy what’s your ringtone?” says Mick
“I’ve never looked Mick but I would imagine it’s a light brown colour”.