The Best Funny Chinese Jokes

Chinese

in Political Jokes
+34 -49

Can’t believe how many things are made by the Chinese these days. Even babies come from the vachina.

Hardware Store

in Racist Jokes
+23 -38

Just been ripped off by the guy who works at my local Chinese hardware store.
The pan he sold me doesn’t fly at all.

Super Glue

in Racist Jokes
+53 -73

What do you call a Chinese person who accidentally brushes his teeth with super glue?

Foo King Mong

Old Chinese man

in Racist Jokes
+56 -80

What do you call an old Chinese man?

Yung No More

Chinese Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+27 -51

Hi I’m Chinese. Once you go yellow you’ll never want another fellow.