The Best Funny Chinese Jokes

Q. What do you call a drive by on a Chinese person?
A. Cap-a-Chino

Q. What do you call an old Chinese person?

A. Yung No Moa

I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.

Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!

Q. What do you call a Chinese pedophile?

A. Fu Kum Yung.

What do you call a Chinese person who eats too much? Chin Tu Fat.

Q. What do you call a Chinese person with a magnifying glass?
A. Long Wang