The Best Funny Chinese Jokes

Jul

By haadi

in Racist Jokes

+39 -33

Me: You have nice eyes
Yi Qing Wong: Thanks
Me: Its a shame i cant see them

Jan

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

+27 -27

I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.

Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!

Nov

By Chan

in Racist Jokes

+91 -94

Got some cheap aftershave from China the other day, no wonder they all have eyes like that.

Feb

By Fe Wi Fu Ni

in Racist Jokes

+5 -10

What do you call a clumsy Chinese man?

Bang Ding Ao

May

By Paul

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes

+92 -98

Just broke up with my Chinese girlfriend. Watching someone squint while they’re giving you a BJ is really off putting.

Jun

By Zegs

in Racist Jokes

+30 -38

Q. What do you call an old Chinese person?

A. Yung No Moa