The Best Funny Black Jokes

Black Jews

in Racist Jokes
+88 -121

Q. Why are black Jews the worst treated race on the planet?
A. Because they have to go to the back of the oven.

BodyBuilder

in Racist Jokes
+8 -42

Did you hear about that new black body builder from Austria who’s going to be a movie star?
His name is Arnold Schwarzenigger.

Worlds Laziest Fish

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+50 -85

Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!

Black Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+23 -59

Man: Is your dad black?
Girl: No. Why do you ask?
Man: Because you’ve stolen my heart.

Black Tree

in Racist Jokes
+26 -63

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree?
A. Untie the rope and slowly lower him down making sure not to damage any of his tree surgeon tools.

White People

in Racist Jokes
+17 -55

Q. How many white people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A. None, they get blacks to do it for them.