The Best Funny Black Jokes

Q. What’s the one crime black people never get questioned about and have never been arrested for?
A. Sun-cream theft.

Heard on the radio today that black ice is more dangerous than white ice.

Surprise surprise.

Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?
A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.

Q. Why did the two year old Ethiopian boy cry?
A. He was going through a mid life crisis.

Q. What’s the difference between batman and a black guy?
A. Batman can go a night without robin.

I’ve always stood up for black people. It’s not worth getting stabbed over a seat.