The Best Funny Black Jokes

A volunteer approached me in the street the other day showing me a photo of a starving African man and asking for a $50 donation.
I said “Sorry but I’m against black male”.

Ever hear of the Klu Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump over 8 black dudes with a steamroller

What do you call a black person with one leg longer then the other?

Knee grow.

And for his next magic trick Ku Klux Blaine will submerge 20 black people in tank of water for 7 days.

The following conversation took place in a nightclub.

White Girl: Is it true what they say about black men?
Black man: Why don’t you come outside with me and find out!!
White Girl: Ok *Goes outside*
Black man: *Pulls out knife* Give me your money!

After becoming a policeman I’ve become great at reading faces. When people’s faces are red it means they’re embarrassed. When their faces are brown it means they’re about to commit a crime.