The Best Funny Black Jokes

What’s the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

Q. How many policemen does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A. None they will just beat the room for being black.

My girlfriend dumped me saying that I can’t do the things that her black ex-boyfriend used to do.
So I’ve just sent her a video of me peeling a banana with my feet, hopefully that should impress her.

Q. Why don’t black people like bl0w jobs?

A. They don’t like any jobs.

A volunteer approached me in the street the other day showing me a photo of a starving African man and asking for a $50 donation.
I said “Sorry but I’m against black male”.

Why don’t you get any black serials killers? Because they always get caught after the 1st one.