The Best Funny Black Jokes

Racist

in Racist Jokes
+45 -38

Someone called me racist the other day. I can’t be racist, my wife has a black eye.

Ceiling

in Racist Jokes
+50 -46

What’s black and stuck on the ceiling?

A not very good electrician.

Sun

in Racist Jokes
+90 -87

Isn’t it funny how the more you lie around in the sun and do nothing the darker your skin goes.

Change

in Political Jokes
+46 -44

Barrack Obama won the election on a platform of “change”.
I say “what change?”, what’s so new about a black guy who can’t pay his bills and has massive debt problems?

Crime Book

in Racist Jokes
+36 -35

Crimewatch have released their first book, it has the 50 most wanted criminals in Britain in it.

It’s called “50 shades of black”

Family Photo

in Racist Jokes
+67 -69

Q. What’s the difference between an Ethiopian family photo and a barcode?
A. Nothing.