The Best Funny Black Jokes

I have a real habit of acting out the names of any towns that I visit. For example, when I went to Poole, I went swimming. When I went to Rugby, I played Rugby. When I went to Bath, I took a bath. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I need bailing out of Blackburn police station.

What’s black, has 8 legs, and makes women scream?

Gang rape.

Q. If Hitler married a black women what would his kid be called?

A. Shitler

Why are black people taller that white people? Because their KNEE GROWS.

Its ridiculous how the media focuses on black people rioting but when white people riot nobody cares. I’m a shop owner and I’ve never had any problems with black rioters although my shop does mostly sell books.