Just watched an incredible documentary on cocaine. From now on i’m going to watch all documentaries this way.
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MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.13
MarEthiopian Boy
in Racist Jokes
Q. Why did the two year old Ethiopian boy cry?
A. He was going through a mid life crisis.
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MarMaths Teacher
Can’t believe how desperate my maths teacher is, he keeps asking me to find his x. I think it’s time he faced the truth, she’s not coming back.
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MarThe Gym
I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out, I ask the guy who is running the gym,
“Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies?” He smiles says “Try the ATM in the lobby”.
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MarString
Earlier today I swallowed two pieces of string and they came out tied together.
I shit you knot.
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MarPirate
What do you call a pirate without a ship?
A creative homeless guy.