Just had the following conversation in court.
Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Judge: What?
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You’re Not Guilty?
Me: Thanks, I’m outta here.
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MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.19
MarBMW
Q. What’s the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?
A. A hedgehog has pricks on the outside.
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MarEbay
in Dirty Jokes
Can’t believe what a rip-off Ebay is. Just wasted $120 on a penis enlarger. This guy just sent me a magnifying glass and a piece of paper that said “Do not use in sunlight”.
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MarGod
Q. How can you tell that God is a man?
A. Because if he was a woman men would shit diamonds and sperm would taste like chocolate.
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MarApple Store
Q. Why did Bill Gates produce a smelly fart in the Apple store?
A. Because they didn’t have Windows.
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MarBus Money
Yo mama is so dumb she sucked a guy off for bus money and then ended up walking home.