Q. How do you turn your bath into a Jacuzzi for under $1?
A. Eat lots of beans.
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MarJacuzzi
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.31
MarMexico
in Racist Jokes
Q: What is Mexico’s favorite sport.
A: Cross-country.
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MarLemons
When life throws you lemons, make lemonade… But also remember that unless you add water and sugar your lemonade will taste like shit.
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MarBus
Why is it that good people are always the ones who get screwed over? The other day I gave my seat to an old lady on the bus and then I got fired from my job as a bus driver.
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MarHeaven
Why do people celebrate Jesus going to heaven? Once you reach your 30s the last thing you want is to move back with your parents.
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MarFunny Place
The world is a funny place. We used to have Empires run by Emperors, then Kingdoms run by Kings, now we have Countries…