When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. I changed my name, address and phone number.
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AprFunny Short Jokes
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AprSperm Bank
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Went to the sperm bank today.
It’s so much more fun than donating blood.
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AprPizza Hut
A pizza is like a pie chart that shows you how much pizza you have left. This is why a lot of mathematicians work at Pizza Hut.
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AprWedding Planner
Just been sacked from my job as a wedding planner. I thought releasing birds would be romantic but apparently ostriches are dangerous animals.
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AprHoly Fat Person
Yo mama is so fat , she was baptized at SeaWorld ?
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AprDates
I don’t always get asked out on dates but when I do it’s always April 1st.