06Oct Won the Lottery By Steve in Surreal Jokes +35 -25 I won the lottery last week so decided to get a new home for the homeless guy who lives near my street. It was the box from my new 70″ Plasma TV.
01May Fire fighter By Peter in Surreal Jokes +19 -9 My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
01Jan Cinema By StephanW in Surreal Jokes +30 -21 Got thrown out the cinema today for bringing my own food. I couldn’t resist.. the prices are way too high and also I haven’t had a barbecue in months.
14Jan 40″ TV Screen By Dave in Surreal Jokes +25 -17 I love self checkout machines at supermarkets. Just got a 40″ TV for the same price as a bag of apples.
28Jan Lump Removed By Chris in Surreal Jokes +8 -2 I went to the hospital yesterday to get a lump removed. He weighed 9 lbs and we’ve named him Dave.