Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Can’t believe how dangerous the streets are becoming! Just this afternoon I stole an old ladys handbag and punched someone at a bus stop.

A friend says to me “What rhymes with orange?” I said “No, it doesn’t!”

I used to have a job working at a garage fitting tires but I couldn’t handle the pressure.

Took my grandma to a fish spa therapy center where the fish eat dead skin for only $45. It was so much cheaper than getting her buried in the cemetery.

A man walks into the Doctors wearing only cling film pants.

The Doctor says ” I can clearly see your nuts”

I wish I were a unicorn…. so I could stab idiots with my head.