Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Got an email today from someone trying to sell me Mount Everest for £1 million. I told him it was a bit steep.

You know you’ve had a good night out when you wake up in your next door neighbours house surrounded by 20 traffic cones.

I was in the park the other day wondering why radio controlled air-planes get bigger the closer they get, and then it hit me.

What’s green, red, purple and orange? Colours.

Just invented an invisibility cloak. Everything you cover becomes invisible.
Unfortunately you can still see the cloak itself so further work is needed.

Q. What has no arms, no legs, and screws retards?
A. The lottery.