Best Funny Surreal Jokes

I was in the park the other day wondering why radio controlled air-planes get bigger the closer they get, and then it hit me.

Got an email today from someone trying to sell me Mount Everest for £1 million. I told him it was a bit steep.

You know you’ve had a good night out when you wake up in your next door neighbours house surrounded by 20 traffic cones.

What’s green, red, purple and orange? Colours.

Just invented an invisibility cloak. Everything you cover becomes invisible.
Unfortunately you can still see the cloak itself so further work is needed.

In my previous job I used to take a lot of notes. I got fired after they started checking the cash register.