Best Funny Surreal Jokes

In my previous job I used to take a lot of notes. I got fired after they started checking the cash register.

Psychic wanted: $200,000 per year offered including company car. Please email your CV to the address which appears in your crystal ball.

“Because I’m really hot!” is the wrong answer when you get pulled over by the police.

If you download mp3s while on holiday in Jamaica, does that make you a ‘Pirate of the Caribbean’?

If harry potter really has magic powers why can’t he cure his bad eyesight?

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the M25. Motorists have been asked to be on the lookout for 15 hardened criminals.