26Jul Bad Teeth By Mike in Surreal Jokes +37 -14 Q. What’s brown and bad for your teeth? A. A baseball bat.
16Apr Recent Survey By Dave in Surreal Jokes +48 -27 Accordion to a recent survey 90% of people don’t notice when you replace words with the names of musical instruments.
12Dec Anti-Gravity By Stewart in Surreal Jokes +72 -52 Just started reading a book about anti-gravity. Its impossible to put down.
02Aug Breast Implants By Chris in Surreal Jokes +40 -20 Woman with breast implants = Cheap and fake Woman with breast implants that has a squeaky toy inside = Genius
01Jul Car Crash By Zhen01 in Surreal Jokes +36 -18 Heard on the radio today that someone in the world crashes their car every 30 seconds. Maybe they should take away his licence.