Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Ouija board

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The following conversation took place while using a Ouija board.

Me: Will I ever find true love?
Ouija board: W O U L D U L I K E S O M E T E A
Me: Not now grandma, I’m busy.

Drink Driving

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I used to think drink driving was bad but apparently my local liquor store told me that they only sell alcohol to people with driving licences.

Breast Implants

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Woman with breast implants = Cheap and fake
Woman with breast implants that has a squeaky toy inside = Genius

Bad Teeth

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Q. What’s brown and bad for your teeth?
A. A baseball bat.

Superglue

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Just poured superglue into a non-stick pan…. Somebody is going to be wrong.

Colours

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What’s green, red, purple and orange? Colours.