Best Funny Surreal Jokes

With great power comes great electricity bill.

Just watched an incredible documentary on cocaine. From now on i’m going to watch all documentaries this way.

It’s amazing how quickly the sales staff at Ikea come to “assist you” once you take off your trousers and get into one of their beds.

Why do some people think it’s cute when lovers carve their names into a tree? I personally think taking a knife on a date is a bit creepy.

Fun fact. If humans held hands around the equator of the earth most of them would drown.

The following conversation took place while using a Ouija board.

Me: Will I ever find true love?
Ouija board: W O U L D U L I K E S O M E T E A
Me: Not now grandma, I’m busy.