Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Had a really great night out last night according to my police report.

Just watched an incredible documentary on cocaine. From now on i’m going to watch all documentaries this way.

With great power comes great electricity bill.

Why do some people think it’s cute when lovers carve their names into a tree? I personally think taking a knife on a date is a bit creepy.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

It’s amazing how quickly the sales staff at Ikea come to “assist you” once you take off your trousers and get into one of their beds.