Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.
With great power comes great electricity bill.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
It’s amazing how quickly the sales staff at Ikea come to “assist you” once you take off your trousers and get into one of their beds.
Why do some people think it’s cute when lovers carve their names into a tree? I personally think taking a knife on a date is a bit creepy.
The following conversation took place while using a Ouija board.
Me: Will I ever find true love?
Ouija board: W O U L D U L I K E S O M E T E A
Me: Not now grandma, I’m busy.
Had a really great night out last night according to my police report.