Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.
With great power comes great electricity bill.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
It’s amazing how quickly the sales staff at Ikea come to “assist you” once you take off your trousers and get into one of their beds.
Had a really great night out last night according to my police report.
Why do some people think it’s cute when lovers carve their names into a tree? I personally think taking a knife on a date is a bit creepy.
Fun fact. If humans held hands around the equator of the earth most of them would drown.