Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Had a really great night out last night according to my police report.

Had a strange dream last night where I ate a gigantic marshmallow. When i woke up my pillow was missing.

Why do some people think it’s cute when lovers carve their names into a tree? I personally think taking a knife on a date is a bit creepy.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

With great power comes great electricity bill.

I used to think drink driving was bad but apparently my local liquor store told me that they only sell alcohol to people with driving licences.