Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Night Out

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Had a really great night out last night according to my police report.

Documentary

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Just watched an incredible documentary on cocaine. From now on i’m going to watch all documentaries this way.

Great Power

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With great power comes great electricity bill.

Tree Carving

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Why do some people think it’s cute when lovers carve their names into a tree? I personally think taking a knife on a date is a bit creepy.

The Ultimate Question

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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Ikea Trousers

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It’s amazing how quickly the sales staff at Ikea come to “assist you” once you take off your trousers and get into one of their beds.