Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Office Dress

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Yesterday my boss told me “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. Today when I turned up at the office dressed like a Ghostbuster he told me I was fired.

Alcohol Tester

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I recently got an alcohol tester fitted to my wallet to make sure I don’t drink too much when I’m driving. It’s a picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had too much.

The Ultimate Question

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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Strange Dream

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Had a strange dream last night where I ate a gigantic marshmallow. When i woke up my pillow was missing.

Documentary

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Just watched an incredible documentary on cocaine. From now on i’m going to watch all documentaries this way.

Great Power

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With great power comes great electricity bill.