Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Kick boxing

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Feeling quite angry, just lost to my computer at Chess but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Lost

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I’ve lost my home, I’ve lost control and I can’t see any escape. Definitely time to get a new keyboard.

Alcohol Tester

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I recently got an alcohol tester fitted to my wallet to make sure I don’t drink too much when I’m driving. It’s a picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had too much.

Swimming Pool

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Got thrown out of my local swimming pool today for urinating. I probably could have got away with it if I was in the pool and not on the diving board.

Strange Dream

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Had a strange dream last night where I ate a gigantic marshmallow. When i woke up my pillow was missing.

Night Out

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Had a really great night out last night according to my police report.