Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Aug

Office Dress

By Dave

in Surreal Jokes

+82 -17

Yesterday my boss told me “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. Today when I turned up at the office dressed like a Ghostbuster he told me I was fired.

Mar

Lost

By Freddy

in Surreal Jokes

+87 -30

I’ve lost my home, I’ve lost control and I can’t see any escape. Definitely time to get a new keyboard.

Jan

Kick boxing

By Dave

in Surreal Jokes

+75 -23

Feeling quite angry, just lost to my computer at Chess but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Aug

Swimming Pool

By Dave

in Surreal Jokes

+61 -14

Got thrown out of my local swimming pool today for urinating. I probably could have got away with it if I was in the pool and not on the diving board.

Mar

Documentary

By Dave

in Surreal Jokes

+100 -53

Just watched an incredible documentary on cocaine. From now on i’m going to watch all documentaries this way.

Mar

Alcohol Tester

By RobK

in Surreal Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+78 -33

I recently got an alcohol tester fitted to my wallet to make sure I don’t drink too much when I’m driving. It’s a picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had too much.