Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Fun idea

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Fun idea. If you have no kids hire a babysitter anyway and tell them the kids are asleep upstairs and not to be disturbed. When you come home ask them why the kids are missing.

Lost

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I’ve lost my home, I’ve lost control and I can’t see any escape. Definitely time to get a new keyboard.

Kick boxing

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Feeling quite angry, just lost to my computer at Chess but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Alcohol Tester

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I recently got an alcohol tester fitted to my wallet to make sure I don’t drink too much when I’m driving. It’s a picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had too much.

Swimming Pool

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Got thrown out of my local swimming pool today for urinating. I probably could have got away with it if I was in the pool and not on the diving board.

Documentary

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Just watched an incredible documentary on cocaine. From now on i’m going to watch all documentaries this way.