20Jul Scream By Tom in Surreal Jokes +129 -34 People are really strange. When you scream in a library they tell you to shut up but when you do it on an airplane everyone joins in.
10Oct 94% By Casey in Surreal Jokes +116 -37 A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
25Mar Superpowers By Tom in Surreal Jokes +112 -35 Just discovered I have superpowers. I can actually melt ice cubes by staring at them. It takes me quite a long time though.
01May Nature of Knowledge By Peter in Surreal Jokes +152 -77 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
28May Fun idea By SteveB in Surreal Jokes +94 -22 Fun idea. If you have no kids hire a babysitter anyway and tell them the kids are asleep upstairs and not to be disturbed. When you come home ask them why the kids are missing.
10Apr Mime Artists By Paul8166 in Surreal Jokes +128 -59 Got attacked by a group of mime artists last night. They did unspeakable acts to me.