Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.


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People are really strange. When you scream in a library they tell you to shut up but when you do it on an airplane everyone joins in.


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A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

Nature of Knowledge

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


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Just discovered I have superpowers. I can actually melt ice cubes by staring at them. It takes me quite a long time though.

Office Dress

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Yesterday my boss told me “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. Today when I turned up at the office dressed like a Ghostbuster he told me I was fired.

Mime Artists

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Got attacked by a group of mime artists last night. They did unspeakable acts to me.