Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

William Hill

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Met somebody at work today called William Hill, what are the odds?

Green and Invsible

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What’s green and Invisible? This cucumber.

McDonalds

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An elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile walk into McDonalds and interrupt a half-naked man eating a burger. The crocodile pulls out a police badge and says, “We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of a hallucinogenic nature, Sir.”

Iphone Charging

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Can’t believe how long my Iphone is taking to charge. It’s been soaking in Apple Juice for about 8 hours now but still nothing is coming up on the screen.

Autocorrect

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I really ducking hate autocorrect.

Hurricanes

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Why do butterflies always get blamed for hurricanes? I personally think it’s all these fidget spinners.