An elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile walk into McDonalds and interrupt a half-naked man eating a burger. The crocodile pulls out a police badge and says, “We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of a hallucinogenic nature, Sir.”
Can’t believe how long my Iphone is taking to charge. It’s been soaking in Apple Juice for about 8 hours now but still nothing is coming up on the screen.