Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Manslaughter

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -16

Had a really fun night out last night, there’s nothing better than manslaughter. I also enjoy hearing women laugh as well.

Stupid Doctor

in Surreal Jokes
+7 -15

I almost died today because of my stupid doctor. He told me I should get off the bus 1 stop early to get some exercise. I ended up walking 50 miles after catching the Megabus.

Facebook Button

in Surreal Jokes
+6 -14

Facebook really needs a “You’re an idiot, I want to punch you in the throat!” button.

Round The World

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -16

Just got a round the world plane ticket for only $1200. After just 40 hrs I was back at JFK airport.

Book joke

in Surreal Jokes
+9 -17

A large book fell on my head today.

I’ve only got mySHELF to blame

William Hill

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -17

Met somebody at work today called William Hill, what are the odds?