Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Q. Why did the airport go to the hospice?
A. Because it had terminal cancer.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Im selling my roof for free… i gues you can say its on the house!

I used to think I was telepathic with the ability to hear people’s thoughts but today my psychiatrist told me I have schizophrenia.

A large book fell on my head today.

I’ve only got mySHELF to blame

Why do new born babies never get any birthday cake?