Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Farting in a crowded lift is wrong on multiple levels!

The saddest day of my life was seeing my mum crying after my dad went to heaven. Heaven was the name of his favourite gay massage parlour.

Have you heard about the new Harry Potter film coming out? He’s gonna be running his own abortion clinic using his new magic spell, fetus deletus.

Q. Why did the airport go to the hospice?
A. Because it had terminal cancer.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Got some extra sensitive toothpaste the other day. It gets really jealous if I use other toothpastes.