Best Funny Sports Jokes

Germans have lost in Russia again. When will they learn? At least they didn’t kill any Jews this time.

Did anyone else see the London Marathon the other day? Seems a bit cruel to get hundreds of Ethiopians and Kenyans to run around for miles and then give them an empty silver plate at the end.

Tesco Value Burgers – Low in fat high in Shergar.

What do you put on your burgers? A fiver each way.

Why did the ‘hare’ cross the road?

To avoid being surgically attached to Wayne Rooney’s scalp.

Oscar Pistorius may be guilty but to be fair girls spend f*cking ages in the bathroom!

Just signed a £250,000 per week contract to play for Manchester United.

I just need to get them to sign it now.