Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Martial Arts sickness

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What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.

London 2012 Olympics Debt Joke

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Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion.
Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million
Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550

Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless

Crunches

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If by “crunches” you mean the sound my mouth makes while eating bacon then yes, I do “crunches”.

Mental Patient

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The following conversation took place between a mental patient and a doctor.

Patient: Doctor please help me. I keep thinking I’m John McEnroe!
Doctor: You can’t be serious!!

World Cup Win

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France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.

Ladies Man Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines, Sports Jokes
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Hey babe, I’m a real ladies man. I’ve been down more holes than Tiger Woods.