31Dec Martial Arts sickness By kathy in Sports Jokes +34 -40 What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.
28Jul London 2012 Olympics Debt Joke By Geoff in Sports Jokes +28 -35 Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion. Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550 Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless
25Jun Crunches By Dave in Sports Jokes +13 -21 If by “crunches” you mean the sound my mouth makes while eating bacon then yes, I do “crunches”.
21Jan Mental Patient By John in Sports Jokes +15 -24 The following conversation took place between a mental patient and a doctor. Patient: Doctor please help me. I keep thinking I’m John McEnroe! Doctor: You can’t be serious!!
16Jul World Cup Win By Paul2s in Sports Jokes +16 -26 France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion. It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.
06Nov Ladies Man Chat-Up Line By Tiger in Pick Up Lines, Sports Jokes +31 -41 Hey babe, I’m a real ladies man. I’ve been down more holes than Tiger Woods.