Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.
Played golf earlier today after taking LSD, it was crazy!!
Gave my wife £200 today so she can go away and leave me in peace to watch the world cup.
“I won’t need that much” she said.
“You will” I said. “It lasts for 5 weeks”
David Moyes recently appeared at a charity event where he said “AIDS was a terrible disease”. That’s rich coming from him, at least AIDS managed to get into Europe.
Christano Ronaldo has just donated $10 million to a rape clinic in Los Angeles. At first they refused his money but he wouldn’t take ‘no’ as an answer and he insisted.
Apparently racist chanting was heard at the England training ground earlier today. The FA have threatened to remove John Terry from the squad if he does it again.