Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.
Played golf earlier today after taking LSD, it was crazy!!
David Moyes recently appeared at a charity event where he said “AIDS was a terrible disease”. That’s rich coming from him, at least AIDS managed to get into Europe.
Did you hear the latest story about some major tennis players being involved in witchcraft?? Goran, even he’s a witch.
Christano Ronaldo has just donated $10 million to a rape clinic in Los Angeles. At first they refused his money but he wouldn’t take ‘no’ as an answer and he insisted.
Q. What’s brown, 12 inches long, and can do the 100 metres in under 10 seconds?
A. Usain Bolt’s dick.
Gave my wife £200 today so she can go away and leave me in peace to watch the world cup.
“I won’t need that much” she said.
“You will” I said. “It lasts for 5 weeks”