Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Ronaldo

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Christano Ronaldo has just donated $10 million to a rape clinic in Los Angeles. At first they refused his money but he wouldn’t take ‘no’ as an answer and he insisted.

Table Tennis

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I got injured playing table tennis yesterday. It’s great having the extra surface area but
the added weight can really hurt your back.

David Moyes

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David Moyes recently appeared at a charity event where he said “AIDS was a terrible disease”. That’s rich coming from him, at least AIDS managed to get into Europe.

Football

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Manchester United.

Racist Football Chant

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Apparently racist chanting was heard at the England training ground earlier today. The FA have threatened to remove John Terry from the squad if he does it again.

Brown Speed

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Q. What’s brown, 12 inches long, and can do the 100 metres in under 10 seconds?

A. Usain Bolt’s dick.