Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Tennis Witches

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Did you hear the latest story about some major tennis players being involved in witchcraft?? Goran, even he’s a witch.

Brown Speed

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Q. What’s brown, 12 inches long, and can do the 100 metres in under 10 seconds?

A. Usain Bolt’s dick.

Man United

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How many man united fans does it take to pave up a driveway? Depends how thin you slice them.

Betting

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Just made a small fortune betting on the Euro 2016 football championships.

Unfortunately I spent a big fortune placing my bets.

World Cup Winner

in Political Jokes, Sports Jokes
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After receiving a $5 billion donation from the Brazilian government Fifa have just announced that they would like to congratulate Brazil on winning the 2014 World Cup 3-1 against Argentina on 13th July 2014.

Germans

in Racist Jokes, Sports Jokes
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After watching TV last night I can’t believe how ruthless and efficient the Germans were. Schindler’s list is a great film.