Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

World Cup

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
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3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.

1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.


in Sports Jokes
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A Scotsman, Irishman and German walk into a bar… There’s normally an Englishman but he’s at the World cup.


in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

World Cup Defeat

in Sports Jokes
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Germans have lost in Russia again. When will they learn? At least they didn’t kill any Jews this time.

Ladies Man Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines, Sports Jokes
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Hey babe, I’m a real ladies man. I’ve been down more holes than Tiger Woods.


in Sports Jokes
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If by “crunches” you mean the sound my mouth makes while eating bacon then yes, I do “crunches”.