Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Tennis Player

in Sports Jokes
+22 -24

Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

World Cup

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
+65 -67

3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.

1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.

Virginity

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
+23 -27

Losing my virginity was like my first football game.
It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.

Keeper

in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes
+38 -42

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

Bar

in Sports Jokes
+22 -27

A Scotsman, Irishman and German walk into a bar… There’s normally an Englishman but he’s at the World cup.

Martial Arts sickness

in Sports Jokes
+34 -40

What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.