Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

London 2012 Olympics Debt Joke

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Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion.
Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million
Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550

Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless

Bar

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A Scotsman, Irishman and German walk into a bar… There’s normally an Englishman but he’s at the World cup.

Keeper

in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

World Cup Defeat

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Germans have lost in Russia again. When will they learn? At least they didn’t kill any Jews this time.

World Cup Win

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France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.

Ladies Man Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines, Sports Jokes
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Hey babe, I’m a real ladies man. I’ve been down more holes than Tiger Woods.