Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

World Cup

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
+65 -67

3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.

1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.

Tennis Player

in Sports Jokes
+22 -24

Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

Virginity

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
+23 -27

Losing my virginity was like my first football game.
It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.

Keeper

in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes
+38 -42

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

Bar

in Sports Jokes
+22 -27

A Scotsman, Irishman and German walk into a bar… There’s normally an Englishman but he’s at the World cup.

Diving

in Sports Jokes
+4 -10

Depth limit for recreational divers – 12 meters
Depth limit for experience divers – 30 meters
Scuba diving world record – 137 meters
Depth limit for my Casio watch – 500 meters

Cheers, Casio that’s a relief