Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Jun

By Dave

+69 -74

The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.

‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’

said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6

Jun

By Daws

+23 -29

Germans have lost in Russia again. When will they learn? At least they didn’t kill any Jews this time.

Nov

By Tiger

+30 -37

Hey babe, I’m a real ladies man. I’ve been down more holes than Tiger Woods.

Sep

By Alun

+34 -41

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

Dec

By kathy

+32 -39

What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.

Jul

By Paul2s

+13 -22

France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.