Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Jul

By Pele

+59 -64

3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.

1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.

Jul

By Hans

+20 -25

A Scotsman, Irishman and German walk into a bar… There’s normally an Englishman but he’s at the World cup.

Sep

By Alun

+35 -41

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

Jun

By Daws

+26 -33

Germans have lost in Russia again. When will they learn? At least they didn’t kill any Jews this time.

Nov

By Tiger

+31 -38

Hey babe, I’m a real ladies man. I’ve been down more holes than Tiger Woods.

Jun

By Dave

+12 -19

If by “crunches” you mean the sound my mouth makes while eating bacon then yes, I do “crunches”.