Best Funny Sports Jokes

What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.

Tesco Value Burgers – Low in fat high in Shergar.

What do you put on your burgers? A fiver each way.

In a bid to promote his image and ease race relations John Terry has kindly donated 100 trumpets to an African orphanage in Nigeria. Apparently he was quoted as saying “Blacks are naturally talented at music and with their big lips they should be great at trumpet playing”.

The following conversation took place between a mental patient and a doctor.

Patient: Doctor please help me. I keep thinking I’m John McEnroe!
Doctor: You can’t be serious!!

Why did the ‘hare’ cross the road?

To avoid being surgically attached to Wayne Rooney’s scalp.