Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

World Cup

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
+57 -62

3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.

1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.

Martial Arts sickness

in Sports Jokes
+32 -37

What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.

Keeper

in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes
+33 -40

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

Manchester United

in Sports Jokes
+12 -20

Just signed a £250,000 per week contract to play for Manchester United.

I just need to get them to sign it now.

World Cup Defeat

in Sports Jokes
+19 -28

Germans have lost in Russia again. When will they learn? At least they didn’t kill any Jews this time.

World Cup Win

in Sports Jokes
+13 -22

France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.