Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Keeper

in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

World Cup Defeat

in Sports Jokes
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Germans have lost in Russia again. When will they learn? At least they didn’t kill any Jews this time.

World Cup

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
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3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.

1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.

Manchester United

in Sports Jokes
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Just signed a £250,000 per week contract to play for Manchester United.

I just need to get them to sign it now.

John Terry Donation

in Sports Jokes
+15 -22

In a bid to promote his image and ease race relations John Terry has kindly donated 100 trumpets to an African orphanage in Nigeria. Apparently he was quoted as saying “Blacks are naturally talented at music and with their big lips they should be great at trumpet playing”.

World Cup Win

in Sports Jokes
+11 -18

France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.