Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.


in Sports Jokes
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A Scotsman, Irishman and German walk into a bar… There’s normally an Englishman but he’s at the World cup.

Ladies Man Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines, Sports Jokes
+30 -37

Hey babe, I’m a real ladies man. I’ve been down more holes than Tiger Woods.


in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes
+34 -41

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

Martial Arts sickness

in Sports Jokes
+32 -39

What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.

World Cup Defeat

in Sports Jokes
+23 -31

Germans have lost in Russia again. When will they learn? At least they didn’t kill any Jews this time.

World Cup Win

in Sports Jokes
+13 -22

France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.