Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

England Team Visit Orphanage

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The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.

‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’

said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6

Martial Arts sickness

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What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.

World Cup Defeat

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Germans have lost in Russia again. When will they learn? At least they didn’t kill any Jews this time.


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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.


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If by “crunches” you mean the sound my mouth makes while eating bacon then yes, I do “crunches”.

World Cup Win

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France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.