Best Funny Sports Jokes

The following conversation took place between a mental patient and a doctor.

Patient: Doctor please help me. I keep thinking I’m John McEnroe!
Doctor: You can’t be serious!!

What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.

Tesco Value Burgers – Low in fat high in Shergar.

What do you put on your burgers? A fiver each way.

In a bid to promote his image and ease race relations John Terry has kindly donated 100 trumpets to an African orphanage in Nigeria. Apparently he was quoted as saying “Blacks are naturally talented at music and with their big lips they should be great at trumpet playing”.

Did you hear the latest story about some major tennis players being involved in witchcraft?? Goran, even he’s a witch.