Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Keeper

in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

Martial Arts sickness

in Sports Jokes
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What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.

Mental Patient

in Sports Jokes
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The following conversation took place between a mental patient and a doctor.

Patient: Doctor please help me. I keep thinking I’m John McEnroe!
Doctor: You can’t be serious!!

Tesco Burgers

in Sports Jokes
+10 -17

Tesco Value Burgers – Low in fat high in Shergar.

What do you put on your burgers? A fiver each way.

Wayne Rooney Hair

in Sports Jokes
+9 -17

Why did the ‘hare’ cross the road?

To avoid being surgically attached to Wayne Rooney’s scalp.

Bolt Controller

in Political Jokes, Sports Jokes
+9 -18

Q. What do Usain Bolt and a Malaysian air-traffic controller have in common?
A. They both sweat a lot during work.