Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Jul

By Pele

+57 -62

3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.

1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.

Dec

By kathy

+32 -37

What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.

Sep

By Alun

+33 -40

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

Sep

By AlexF

+12 -20

Just signed a £250,000 per week contract to play for Manchester United.

I just need to get them to sign it now.

Jun

By Daws

+19 -28

Germans have lost in Russia again. When will they learn? At least they didn’t kill any Jews this time.

Jul

By Paul2s

+13 -22

France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.