Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

England Team Visit Orphanage

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The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.

‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’

said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6

Pool Table Balls

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How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it’s balls.

World Cup

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
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3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.

1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.

Ladies Man Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines, Sports Jokes
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Hey babe, I’m a real ladies man. I’ve been down more holes than Tiger Woods.


in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

London 2012 Olympics Debt Joke

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Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion.
Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million
Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550

Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless