Best Funny Sports Jokes

There’s nothing more entertaining than going to watch a marathon live. My favorite part is the reaction of the runner’s face when I give him a cup of vodka.

A Scotsman, Irishman and German walk into a bar… There’s normally an Englishman but he’s at the World cup.

How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it’s balls.

The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.

‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’

said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6

Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion.
Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million
Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550

Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless

What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.