Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

McGregor

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Conor McGregor walks into a bar and says, “I’ll take a couple of shots please.” The barman says, “You didn’t take them very well on Saturday”

Pool Table Balls

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How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it’s balls.

London 2012 Olympics Debt Joke

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Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion.
Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million
Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550

Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless

England Team Visit Orphanage

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The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.

‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’

said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6

Bar

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A Scotsman, Irishman and German walk into a bar… There’s normally an Englishman but he’s at the World cup.

Martial Arts sickness

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What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.