Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Marathon

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There’s nothing more entertaining than going to watch a marathon live. My favorite part is the reaction of the runner’s face when I give him a cup of vodka.

Pool Table Balls

in Sports Jokes
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How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it’s balls.

Keeper

in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

Ladies Man Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines, Sports Jokes
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Hey babe, I’m a real ladies man. I’ve been down more holes than Tiger Woods.

London 2012 Olympics Debt Joke

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Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion.
Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million
Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550

Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless

Martial Arts sickness

in Sports Jokes
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What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.