Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Pool Table Balls

in Sports Jokes
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How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it’s balls.

Lewis Hamilton

in Racist Jokes, Sports Jokes
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Lewis Hamilton recently won the British Grand Prix. Last time a black guy drove that fast he was being shot at.

Tiger Woods

in Sports Jokes
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Just been scammed out of $25.

Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled “My Favorite 18 Holes”

Total waste of money, turns out it’s all about golf.

England Team Visit Orphanage

in Sports Jokes
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The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.

‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’

said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6

Tennis Player

in Sports Jokes
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Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

World Cup

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
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3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.

1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.