Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Lewis Hamilton

in Racist Jokes, Sports Jokes
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Lewis Hamilton recently won the British Grand Prix. Last time a black guy drove that fast he was being shot at.

Pool Table Balls

in Sports Jokes
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How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it’s balls.

Tiger Woods

in Sports Jokes
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Just been scammed out of $25.

Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled “My Favorite 18 Holes”

Total waste of money, turns out it’s all about golf.

World Cup

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
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3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.

1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.

Bar

in Sports Jokes
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A Scotsman, Irishman and German walk into a bar… There’s normally an Englishman but he’s at the World cup.

London 2012 Olympics Debt Joke

in Sports Jokes
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Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion.
Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million
Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550

Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless