Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Marathon

in Sports Jokes
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There’s nothing more entertaining than going to watch a marathon live. My favorite part is the reaction of the runner’s face when I give him a cup of vodka.

Lewis Hamilton

in Racist Jokes, Sports Jokes
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Lewis Hamilton recently won the British Grand Prix. Last time a black guy drove that fast he was being shot at.

Weight

in Sports Jokes
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Really struggling to keep my weight down at the moment.

Tried jogging but I keep running into restaurants.

Tiger Woods

in Sports Jokes
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Just been scammed out of $25.

Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled “My Favorite 18 Holes”

Total waste of money, turns out it’s all about golf.

Virginity

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
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Losing my virginity was like my first football game.
It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.

World Cup

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
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3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.

1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.