Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

England Team Visit Orphanage

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The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.

‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’

said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6

Pool Table Balls

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How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it’s balls.

Martial Arts sickness

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What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.

Tesco Burgers

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Tesco Value Burgers – Low in fat high in Shergar.

What do you put on your burgers? A fiver each way.

London 2012 Olympics Debt Joke

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Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion.
Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million
Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550

Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless

Keeper

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.